Oh yes, I said, if you google my name, it leads you to ‘Tales’. Er, no it doesn’t. That’s the price of being precious over a cool name for the blog. (well I like it) If you google my name, it brings up a banquet of possibilities.
So I feel it is my duty to all the other Sam Penningtons, to point out that I am not, nor have ever been, nor could ever be a porn star. I’m not saying there isn’t a niche out there for my aging and skinny, yet strangely saggy flesh, but I think the world will gladly wait.
Hope this clears up any confusion!