Another week, another short story competition in which yours truly didn’t even get a mention in the ‘also-ran’ list. So, to re-coup some of the money I've wasted, sorry, spent on this and similar contests, I’d like to introduce the first ever
Mawdesley International Short Story Award Prize
Entries are invited for this prestigious new writing award
∞ Any Genre ∞
∞ Any length ∞
∞ Any time ∞
An array of glittery prizes awaits the winner.
Entry fee £5 per entry, and £4 for every subsequent entry (please send as many as possible)
The Organiser would like to stress this is a highly esteemed competition which will result in instant literary success for the winner. The fact that you’ve never heard of it should not deter you.
Please send all monies asap, cheques made payable to ‘Missap’. Thank you.