Friday, 23 July 2010

Free - to any sort of a home

1 large, overweight male cat, white with tabby patches.

Likes: Eating, and sleeping (note: will only sleep inside owner’s bed)

Special skills: 1. Releasing live mice under the bed in the middle of the night. 2. Waking everyone thumping around trying to catch said mouse. 3. Smothering bed in cat-paw prints and nose-ticklingly fine white hair.

Other skills: Releasing flying birds indoors.

Apparent ambition: 1. To kill owner by tripping her on the stairs.
2. To eat own weight in cat food every day.

Free: doesn’t have to be a good home, any will do..

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