Friday, 23 July 2010
Free - to any sort of a home
1 large, overweight male cat, white with tabby patches.
Likes: Eating, and sleeping (note: will only sleep inside owner’s bed)
Special skills: 1. Releasing live mice under the bed in the middle of the night. 2. Waking everyone thumping around trying to catch said mouse. 3. Smothering bed in cat-paw prints and nose-ticklingly fine white hair.
Other skills: Releasing flying birds indoors.
Apparent ambition: 1. To kill owner by tripping her on the stairs.
2. To eat own weight in cat food every day.
Free: doesn’t have to be a good home, any will do..